Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th May 2011

Dilbert//8064, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 14th May 2011

Tags

death & dying estate plan inherit stuff option powerful incentive saving & investment wills money

Official transcript

Dogbert: I took the liberty of updating your estate plan. Dilbert: This gives you a powerful incentive to kill me so you can inherit my stuff. Dogbert: If it makes you feel any better, that option has always been on the table.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF UPDATING YOUR ESTATE PLAN.

THIS GIVES YOU A POWERFUL INCENTIVE TO KILL ME SO YOU CAN INHERIT MY STUFF.

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, THAT OPTION HAS ALWAYS BEEN ON THE TABLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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