Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th May 2011

Dilbert//8070, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 20th May 2011

Tags

computers & peripherals language no longer undertsnd employees to of touch technology gravitons warp drive rebalanced subspace responders business

Official transcript

Boss: I no longer understand anything my employees say. I must be so out of touch with technology that I don't even recognize the words. Wally: I flushed the gravitons out of the warp drive and rebalanced the subspace responders.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NO LONGER UNDERSTAND ANYTHING MY EMPLOYEES SAY.

I MUST BE SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH TECHNOLOGY THAT I DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THE WORDS.

I FLUSHED THE GRAVITONS OUT OF THE WARP DRIVE AND REBALANCED THE SUBSPACE RESPONDERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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