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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th May 2011

Dilbert//8070, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 20th May 2011


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computers & peripherals language no longer undertsnd employees to of touch technology gravitons warp drive rebalanced subspace responders business


Official transcript

Boss: I no longer understand anything my employees say. I must be so out of touch with technology that I don't even recognize the words. Wally: I flushed the gravitons out of the warp drive and rebalanced the subspace responders.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NO LONGER UNDERSTAND ANYTHING MY EMPLOYEES SAY.

I MUST BE SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH TECHNOLOGY THAT I DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THE WORDS.

I FLUSHED THE GRAVITONS OUT OF THE WARP DRIVE AND REBALANCED THE SUBSPACE RESPONDERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Out of Touch".

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a manager and his employees. The manager says, "I no longer understand anything my employees say." An employee responds, "I must be so out of touch with technology that I don't even recognize the words." Another employee chimes in, "I flushed the gravitons out of the warp drive and rebalanced the subspace responders." The manager looks confused, and the employee says, "I'm not sure what that means either." The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that technology has become so complex that even those who work with it may not fully understand it.

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