Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st May 2011

Dilbert//8071, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 21st May 2011

Tags

consensus lost and confused lateness doesn't work

Open source transcript

THERE WAS A CONSENSUS IN THE ROOM THAT YOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT, SO WE STARTED WITHOUT YOU.

WE HATE YOU FOR DISRESPECTING US WITH YOUR LATENESS AND WE EXPECT YOULL BE LOST AND CONFUSED BY THE REST OF THIS MEETING.

IN SUMMARY, LATENESS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR EVERYONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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