Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th May 2011

Dilbert//8074, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 24th May 2011

Tags

computers & peripherals internet & world wide web firewall down viruses spyware tuberculosis zombies deposed dictator iphone 3gs army of mole people

Official transcript

Dilbert: Our firewall is down. Some bad stuff is getting through. Boss: How bad? Dilbert: So far we've seen viruses, spyware, tuberculosis, zombies, a deposed dictator, and an iPhone 3GS. Update: an army of mole people from another dimension has tunneled through. Boss: Keep me informed.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR FIREWALL IS DOWN. SOME BAD STUFF IS GETTING THROUGH.

HOW BAD?

SO FAR WEVE SEEN VIRUSES, SPYWARE, TUBERCULOSIS, ZOMBIES, A DEPOSED DICTATOR, AND AN IPHONE 3GS.

BUzZZZ UPDATE: AN ARMY OF MOLE PEOPLE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION HAS TUNNELED THROUGH.

KEEP ME INFORMED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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