Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd May 2011

Dilbert//8073, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 23rd May 2011

Tags

computers & peripherals internet & world wide web coupons email firewall malicious complience downside dogs of hell

Official transcript

Boss: Mordac, I'm not getting the coupons by email that I signed up for. Can you dial back the firewall or something? Mordac: Absolutely. There's nothing I enjoy more than malicious compliance with your requests. Boss: Is there any downside? Mordac: UNLEASH THE DOGS OF HELL!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MORDAC, IM NOT GETTING THE COUPONS BY EMAIL THAT I SIGNED UP FOR. CAN YOU DIAL BACK THE FIREWALL OR SOMETHING?

ABSOLUTELY. THERE'S NOTHING I ENJOY MORE THAN MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE WITH YOUR REQUESTS.

IS THERE ANY DOWNSIDE?

UNLEASH THE DOGS OF HELL!

GRRRR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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