Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th May 2011

Dilbert//8076, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 26th May 2011

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blaming quarreling work independantly close eyes fall back better than other people

Official transcript

Dogbert: Today you'll learn how to work independently. In this exercise, I want you to put your arms at you side, close your eyes, and fall backward. Noise: Thud thud thud. Dogbert: And it's still better than working with other people.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY YOULL LEARN HOW TO WORK INDEPENDENTLY.

IN THIS EXERCISE, I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR ARMS AT YOUR SIDE, CLOSE YOUR EYES, AND FALL BACKWARD.

AND IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING WITH OTHER PEOPLE.

THUD THUD THUD

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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