Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th May 2011

Dilbert//8077, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 27th May 2011

Tags

mobile (cell) phones surveillance security employee locator device smarthone questions text to yourself

Official transcript

Boss: Security says your employee locator device isn't turned on. Dilbert: My what? Boss: I think you call it your smartphone. Dilbert: I might have some questions. Boss: Put them in a text to yourself. I'll read them later.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SECURITY SAYS YOUR EMPLOYEE LOCATOR DEVICE ISN'T TURNED ON.

MY WHAT?

I THINK YOU CALL IT A SMART- PHONE.

I MIGHT HAVE SOME QUESTIONS.

PUT THEM IN A TEXT TO YOURSELF. I'LL READ THEM LATER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Smart Phone"

Summary:

• A security guard informs an employee that their employee locator device is not functioning.
• The employee inquires about the issue and is told that they are now a smartphone.
• The employee is instructed to read the device's text messages later.

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