Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th May 2011

Dilbert//8079, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 29th May 2011

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business ethics quarreling major fix html website award improves morale glaoting winner technology

Official transcript

Boss: This award goes to Dilbert for coming up with a major fix to our HTML. Dilbert: I didn't do anything like that. You must be thinking of someone else. Do you even know what HTML is? Boss: It's like... a website? Dilbert: So... you're giving an award for something you don't understand... to someone who wasn't involved? Boss: What I meant to say is that I give this award to... Alice... for... what she did. Alice: Yes! Envy me, you stinkin' losers! Boss: I don't know why people say this improves morale. Asok: I fixed the HTML!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS AWARD GOES TO DILBERT FOR COMING UP WITH A MAJOR FIX TO OUR HTML.

DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT. YOU MUST BE THINKING OF SOMEONE ELSE.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT HTML IS?

IT'S LIKE..

A WEBSITE?

SO ... YOU'RE GIVING AN AWARD FOR SOMETHING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND... TO SOMEONE WHO WASN'T INVOLVED?

WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS THAT I GIVE THIS AWARD TO ..

ALICE... FOR ...

WHAT SHE DID.

YOU STINKIN LOSERS!

I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE SAY THIS IMPROVES MORALE.

FIXED THE HTML!

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