Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th May 2011

Dilbert//8080, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 30th May 2011

Tags

quarreling suspicion work ethic work independantly boss preemptive strike project update

Official transcript

Wally: I can't work for a boss who doesn't trust me to work independently! Boss: Is this a preemptive strike so I won't ask why you didn't turn in a project update? Wally: And more distrust. How do you live with yourself?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T WORK FOR A BOSS WHO DOESN'T TRUST ME TO WORK INDEPENDENTLY!

IS THIS A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE SO I WON'T ASK WHY YOU DIDN'T TURN IN A PROJECT UPDATE?

AND MORE DISTRUST.

HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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