Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st May 2011

Dilbert//8081, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 31st May 2011

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annoyance office buildings open workspace environemnt crying baby spunds more distractions

Official transcript

Boss: The company is considering moving from cubicles to an open workspace environment. Dilbert: Great idea. Can we add some crying babies and the sound of water dripping? Boss: You're being stupid. Dilbert: Maybe I'll be smarter when I have more distractions.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY IS CONSIDERING MOVING FROM CUBICLES TO AN OPEN WORKSPACE ENVIRONMENT.

GREAT IDEA. CAN WE ADD SOME CRYING BABIES AND THE SOUND OF WATER DRIPPING?

YOU'RE BEING STUPID.

MAYBE I'LL BE SMARTER WHEN I HAVE MORE DISTRACTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cubicles to Open Workspace"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled cartoon character, seated at a conference table with his colleagues. The conversation begins with the company's intention to transition from cubicles to an open workspace environment. Dilbert suggests adding crying babies and the sound of water dripping to enhance the open workspace experience.

His colleagues express skepticism, with one stating, "You're being stupid." Dilbert responds, "Maybe I'll be smarter when I have more distractions." The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of Dilbert's suggestion and the reactions of his colleagues.

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