Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st May 2011

Dilbert//8081, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 31st May 2011

Tags

annoyance office buildings open workspace environemnt crying baby spunds more distractions

Official transcript

Boss: The company is considering moving from cubicles to an open workspace environment. Dilbert: Great idea. Can we add some crying babies and the sound of water dripping? Boss: You're being stupid. Dilbert: Maybe I'll be smarter when I have more distractions.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY IS CONSIDERING MOVING FROM CUBICLES TO AN OPEN WORKSPACE ENVIRONMENT.

GREAT IDEA. CAN WE ADD SOME CRYING BABIES AND THE SOUND OF WATER DRIPPING?

YOU'RE BEING STUPID.

MAYBE I'LL BE SMARTER WHEN I HAVE MORE DISTRACTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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