Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th June 2011

Dilbert//8085, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 4th June 2011

Tags

writing writing systems press relese vp of engineering personal resons speculate bieber fever write fiction

Official transcript

Boss: Tina, all I wanted you to say in the press release is that our VP of engineering is leaving for personal reasons. You didn't need to speculate on the reasons. Let's lost the part about "Bieber Fever."

Tina: Everyone thinks it's easy to write fiction.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA, ALL I WANTED YOU TO SAY IN THE PRESS RELEASE IS THAT OUR VP OF ENGINEERING IS LEAVING FOR PERSONAL REASONS.

YOU DIDN'T NEED TO SPECULATE ON THE REASONS.

LET'S LOSE THE PART ABOUT "BIEBER FEVER." EVERYONE THINKS IT'S EASY TO WRITE FICTION.

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