Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th June 2011

Dilbert//8087, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 6th June 2011

Tags

review document comments research postpone plan a science

Official transcript

Boss: I'll review your document and give you my comments this afternoon. Dilbert: No you won't. You'll read one paragraph then tell me to go research something so you can postpone dealing with it. Boss: They know about Plan "A."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ILL REVIEW YOUR DOCUMENT AND GIVE YOU MY COMMENTS THIS AFTERNOON.

NO YOU WON'T. YOU'LL READ ONE PARAGRAPH THEN TELL ME TO GO RESEARCH SOMETHING SO YOU CAN POSTPONE DEALING WITH IT.

THEY KNOW ABOUT PLAN "A."

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