Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th June 2011

Dilbert//8087, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 6th June 2011

Tags

review document comments research postpone plan a science

Official transcript

Boss: I'll review your document and give you my comments this afternoon. Dilbert: No you won't. You'll read one paragraph then tell me to go research something so you can postpone dealing with it. Boss: They know about Plan "A."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ILL REVIEW YOUR DOCUMENT AND GIVE YOU MY COMMENTS THIS AFTERNOON.

NO YOU WON'T. YOU'LL READ ONE PARAGRAPH THEN TELL ME TO GO RESEARCH SOMETHING SO YOU CAN POSTPONE DEALING WITH IT.

THEY KNOW ABOUT PLAN "A."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "They Know About Plan 'A'".

The comic strip shows Dilbert's boss asking him to review a document and give comments. Dilbert complies, but the boss then asks him to read one paragraph and tell him to go research something so he can postpone dealing with it. The boss is unaware that Dilbert already knows about Plan 'A', which is a red chair with a face. The boss is surprised to learn that Dilbert is aware of Plan 'A', implying that Dilbert has been paying attention and is not fooled by the boss's attempt to delay.

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