Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th June 2011

Dilbert//8089, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 8th June 2011

Tags

friendship gadgets mobile (cell) phones shoulder holder jealousy is attractive relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert: I invented a shoulder holder for my phone. I felt bad keeping my best friend in my pocket. Jealousy in not attractive.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED A SHOULDER HOLDER FOR MY PHONE.

I FELT BAD KEEPING MY BEST FRIEND IN MY POCKET.

JEALOUSY IS NOT ATTRACTIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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