Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th June 2011

Dilbert//8090, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 9th June 2011

Tags

absent mindedness computers & peripherals unix servers new servers new names

Official transcript

Wally: This week I renamed all of the Unix servers to make them easier to remember. In phase one, the new names exist only in my mind. I won't know if they're easy to remember until next week. Dilbert: How are the new server names? Wally: I don't know what you're talking about. Next week.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS WEEK I RENAMED ALL OF THE UNIX SERVERS TO MAKE THEM EASIER TO REMEMBER.

IN PHASE ONE, THE NEW NAMES EXIST ONLY IN MY MIND.

I WON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE EASY TO REMEMBER UNTIL NEXT WEEK.

HOW ARE THE NEW SERVER NAMES?

NEXT WEEK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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