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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th June 2011

Dilbert//8091, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 10th June 2011


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kindness trick credibility issue suscpious boss compliments hostile response


Official transcript

Alice: I'm just stopping by to say you're doing a great job, Alice. Alice: You never do that! It's a trick! Die, monster, die! Boss: I might have a credibility issue.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M JUST STOPPING BY TO SAY YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB, ALICE.

YOU NEVER DO THAT! IT'S A TRICK!

DIE, MONSTER, DIE!

I MIGHT HAVE A CREDIBILITY ISSUE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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