Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th June 2011

Dilbert//8100, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 19th June 2011

Tags

embarrassment walkways minute meeting walk and talk barely concentrate prove underling wrong business

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you have a minute? Boss: I'm on my way to a meeting. Follow me. We'll walk and talk. Dilbert: I don't see how this can possibly work. You can barely concentrate when you're sitting perfectly still. When you add the extra complexity of walking, it's like asking a squirrel to land a 747. Boss: Must... prove underling... wrong... Noise: BONK! Dilbert: I didn't know that being right could feel so good.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU MINUTE?

IM ON MY WAY TO A MEETING.

FOLLOW ME.

WELL WALK AND I DON'T SEE HOW THIS CAN POSSIBLY WORK.

YOU CAN BARELY CONCENTRATE WHEN YOU'RE SITTING PERFECTLY STILL WHEN YOU ADD THE EXTRA COMPLEXITY IT'S LIKE ASKING A SQUIRREL TO LAND A 747.

MUST.

.. PROVE WRONG..

BONK!

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BEING RIGHT COULD FEEL SO GOOD

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Meeting Prep"

Summary:

The comic strip follows Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, as he prepares for a meeting. He is shown walking to the meeting, where he encounters a coworker, Dogbert, who is dressed in a white shirt and blue jacket. Dogbert asks Dilbert if he has a minute, to which Dilbert responds, "Do you have a minute?" Dogbert then asks Dilbert to follow him and talk, and Dilbert agrees.

As they walk, Dogbert asks Dilbert to prove underlining wrong, and Dilbert responds, "Must... prove underling... wrong." Dogbert then asks Dilbert to bonk him on the head, which Dilbert does. The comic strip ends with Dogbert saying, "I didn't know that being right could feel so good."

Overall, the comic strip humorously depicts the absurdity of office meetings and the ridiculous requests that can arise during them.

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