Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th June 2011

Dilbert//8100, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 19th June 2011

Tags

embarrassment walkways minute meeting walk and talk barely concentrate prove underling wrong business

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you have a minute? Boss: I'm on my way to a meeting. Follow me. We'll walk and talk. Dilbert: I don't see how this can possibly work. You can barely concentrate when you're sitting perfectly still. When you add the extra complexity of walking, it's like asking a squirrel to land a 747. Boss: Must... prove underling... wrong... Noise: BONK! Dilbert: I didn't know that being right could feel so good.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU MINUTE?

IM ON MY WAY TO A MEETING.

FOLLOW ME.

WELL WALK AND I DON'T SEE HOW THIS CAN POSSIBLY WORK.

YOU CAN BARELY CONCENTRATE WHEN YOU'RE SITTING PERFECTLY STILL WHEN YOU ADD THE EXTRA COMPLEXITY IT'S LIKE ASKING A SQUIRREL TO LAND A 747.

MUST.

.. PROVE WRONG..

BONK!

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BEING RIGHT COULD FEEL SO GOOD

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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