Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th June 2011

Dilbert//8101, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 20th June 2011

Tags

employees gloating quit working won lotery business

Official transcript

Dilbert: If you won the lottery, would you quit working? Wally: I quit working years ago, but I might start gloating if it isn't too hard. Dilbert: Gloating doesn't sound hard. Wally: Can I do it without moving any facial muscles? I have weak eyebrows.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, WOULD YOU QUIT WORKING?

I QUIT WORKING YEARS AGO. BUT I MIGHT START GLOATING IF IT ISN'T TOO HARD.

GLOATING DOESN'T SOUND HARD.

CAN I DO IT WITHOUT MOVING ANY FACIAL MUSCLES? I HAVE WEAK EYEBROWS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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