Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th June 2011

Dilbert//8101, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 20th June 2011

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employees gloating quit working won lotery business

Official transcript

Dilbert: If you won the lottery, would you quit working? Wally: I quit working years ago, but I might start gloating if it isn't too hard. Dilbert: Gloating doesn't sound hard. Wally: Can I do it without moving any facial muscles? I have weak eyebrows.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, WOULD YOU QUIT WORKING?

I QUIT WORKING YEARS AGO. BUT I MIGHT START GLOATING IF IT ISN'T TOO HARD.

GLOATING DOESN'T SOUND HARD.

CAN I DO IT WITHOUT MOVING ANY FACIAL MUSCLES? I HAVE WEAK EYEBROWS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Gloating"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his coworkers about quitting their jobs. The conversation begins with Dilbert asking if anyone would quit working if they won the lottery, and one coworker responds that they might start gloating if it wasn't too hard. Another coworker then asks if gloating can be done without moving facial muscles, to which Dilbert replies that he has weak eyebrows. The strip humorously explores the idea of gloating and its potential consequences.

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