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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th June 2011

Dilbert//8105, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 24th June 2011


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computers & peripherals internet & world wide web fake links boost search rank dung for barins shut your pie hole


Official transcript

Dilbert: Google found out that we used fake links to boost our search rank. Now our website only shows up when someone enters the search string "dung for brains."

Boss: They won't get away with this! Computer: Shut your pie hole.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

GOOGLE FOUND OUT THAT WE USED FAKE LINKS TO BOOST OUR SEARCH RANK.

NOW OUR WEBSITE ONLY SHOWS UP WHEN SOMEONE ENTERS THE SEARCH STRING "DUNG FOR BRAINS." THEY WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!

SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dung for Brains"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a man and his boss, with the man expressing frustration about the company's use of fake links to boost search rankings. The boss responds by asking the man to shut up, implying that the man's concerns are not important. The man then reveals that the company's website only shows up when someone enters the search string "dung for brains," suggesting that the company's SEO efforts are not effective. The boss responds by telling the man to shut up again, further emphasizing the company's lack of concern for its employees' opinions. Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of the company's SEO strategy and the dismissive attitude of its management.

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