Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th June 2011

Dilbert//8106, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 25th June 2011

Tags

despair recessions unemployment fix your lips job satisfaction all time low

Official transcript

Catbert: Oh no! Employee job satisfaction is at an all-time low at the same time unemployment is high! Boss: Ha ha! Good one. Now it's my turn to try saying it as if I care! Oh no! Catbert: Ha ha! Fix your lips!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OH NO! EMPLOYEE JOB SATISFACTION IS AT AN ALL-TIME LOW AT THE SAME TIME UNEMPLOYMENT IS HIGH!

HA HA! GOOD ONE.

NOW IT'S MY TURN TO TRY SAYING IT AS IF I CARE!

OH NO!

HA HA!

FIX YOUR LIPS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Unemployment High"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk with his red, furry, and horned monster-like creature, Dogbert. The conversation between the two is centered around the topic of unemployment.

• Initial Statement: Dilbert states that employee job satisfaction is at an all-time low, while unemployment is high.
• Dogbert's Response: Dogbert responds by saying that it's his turn to try saying it as if he cares.
• Dilbert's Reaction: Dilbert is shocked and says "Oh no!" in response to Dogbert's statement.
• Dogbert's Follow-up: Dogbert then says "Ha ha ha, fix your lips" to Dilbert, implying that he is mocking him.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of employee job satisfaction and the impact of unemployment on individuals. It highlights the absurdity of the situation and the humorous exchange between Dilbert and Dogbert.

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