Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th June 2011

Dilbert//8106, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 25th June 2011

Tags

despair recessions unemployment fix your lips job satisfaction all time low

Official transcript

Catbert: Oh no! Employee job satisfaction is at an all-time low at the same time unemployment is high! Boss: Ha ha! Good one. Now it's my turn to try saying it as if I care! Oh no! Catbert: Ha ha! Fix your lips!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OH NO! EMPLOYEE JOB SATISFACTION IS AT AN ALL-TIME LOW AT THE SAME TIME UNEMPLOYMENT IS HIGH!

HA HA! GOOD ONE.

NOW IT'S MY TURN TO TRY SAYING IT AS IF I CARE!

OH NO!

HA HA!

FIX YOUR LIPS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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