Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th June 2011

Dilbert//8109, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 28th June 2011

Tags

annoyance cruelty impossible totally worthless vacations

Official transcript

Alice: It's impossible to get anything done this time of year because everyone who isn't totally worthless is on vacation. Dilbert: None taken.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET ANYTHING DONE THIS TIME OF YEAR BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO ISN'T TOTALLY WORTHLESS IS ON VACATION NONE TAKEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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