Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th June 2011
Dilbert//8110, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 29th June 2011
Tags
gadgets mobile (cell) phones new phone recommendations dropped calls poor battery life hate the messenger build phones
Official transcript
Carol: I need a new phone. Which one do you recommend? Dilbert: Do you want to be angry about your dropped calls or angry about your poor battery life? Don't hate the messenger. Carol: People similar to you build phones.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I NEED A NEW PHONE. WHICH ONE DO YOU RECOMMEND?
DO YOU WANT TO BE ANGRY ABOUT YOUR DROPPED CALLS OR ANGRY ABOUT YOUR POOR BATTERY LIFE?
DON'T HATE THE MESSENGER.
PEOPLE SIMILAR TO YOU BUILD PHONES.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Phone Preferences"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with his coworker, who asks him to recommend a new phone. Dilbert responds by inquiring if the coworker wants to be angry about dropped calls or angry about a poor battery life. The coworker expresses a preference for not hating the messenger, to which Dilbert replies that people similar to him build phones. The coworker then asks if Dilbert can recommend a phone that does not have a battery life, prompting Dilbert to suggest a hammer phone.
Key Points:
- Dilbert is asked to recommend a new phone.
- He inquires about the coworker's preferences regarding dropped calls and battery life.
- The coworker expresses a desire not to hate the messenger.
- Dilbert suggests that people similar to him build phones.
- The coworker asks for a phone without a battery life, leading Dilbert to recommend a hammer phone.
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