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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th June 2011

Dilbert//8110, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 29th June 2011


Tags

gadgets mobile (cell) phones new phone recommendations dropped calls poor battery life hate the messenger build phones


Official transcript

Carol: I need a new phone. Which one do you recommend? Dilbert: Do you want to be angry about your dropped calls or angry about your poor battery life? Don't hate the messenger. Carol: People similar to you build phones.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED A NEW PHONE. WHICH ONE DO YOU RECOMMEND?

DO YOU WANT TO BE ANGRY ABOUT YOUR DROPPED CALLS OR ANGRY ABOUT YOUR POOR BATTERY LIFE?

DON'T HATE THE MESSENGER.

PEOPLE SIMILAR TO YOU BUILD PHONES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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