Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st July 2011

Dilbert//8112, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 1st July 2011

Tags

anger marriage fist of work feel the wrath totally legal eye canons single higher setting politically incorrect relationships

Official transcript

Alice: I have been informed that it is politically incorrect to use my fist of death at work. So fell the wrath of my totally legal eye cannons! Noise: Budddabudda!! Asok: Gaa!! Alice: Oops. I didn't know you were single. Married guys can take a higher setting.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT IT IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT TO USE MY FIST OF DEATH AT WORK.

SO FEEL THE WRATH OF MY TOTALLY LEGAL EYE CANNONS!

BUDDABUDDA!!!

GAAA!!!

OOPS. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SINGLE.

MARRIED GUYS CAN TAKE A HIGHER SETTING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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