Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd July 2011

Dilbert//8113, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 2nd July 2011

Tags

frustration quarreling bullying behavior confirmation bias delusional witch

Official transcript

Woman: Let's begin the meeting, but be aware that I'm documenting all of your bullying behavior. Dilbert: Um... I'm not even close to being a bully, but now your confirmation bias will make everything I say sound like bullying to you. Woman: Can you repeat the part after you implied that I'm a delusional witch?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LET'S BEGIN THE MEETING, BUT BE AWARE THAT I AM DOCUMENTING ALL OF YOUR BULLYING BEHAVIOR.

UM... IM NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING A BULLY, BUT NOW YOUR CONFIRMATION BIAS WILL MAKE EVERYTHING I SAY SOUND LIKE BULLYING TO YOU.

CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CAN YOU REPEAT THE PART AFTER YOU IMPLIED THAT I'M A DELUSIONAL WITCH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Bullying Behavior" and features a conversation between Dilbert and a woman in a meeting.

Scene 1: Introduction

• Dilbert begins the meeting by stating that he is documenting all of her bullying behavior.
• The woman is unaware of her behavior and asks if he can repeat the part after she implied that she is a delusional witch.

Scene 2: Response to Implication

• Dilbert responds by saying that he is not even close to being a bully, but now her confirmation bias will make everything he says sound like bullying to her.
• He then clicks his pen repeatedly, implying that this action will be perceived as bullying.

Scene 3: Conclusion

• The woman looks confused and concerned, suggesting that she is indeed a delusional witch who has been unaware of her own behavior.
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert looking smug and satisfied with himself, implying that he has successfully documented her bullying behavior.

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