Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th July 2011

Dilbert//8116, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 5th July 2011

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annoyance apathy choosing comments two alternatives recommended option more expensive

Official transcript

Dilbert: Did you read my comments on the two alternatives? Boss: No. Dilbert: I recommended option two because neither plan will work but option one is way more expensive. Boss: I already approved option one. Dilbert: If you need any more help, just let me know.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU READ MY COMMENTS ON THE TWO ALTERNATIVES?

NO.

I RECOMMENDED OPTION TWO BECAUSE NEITHER PLAN WILL WORK BUT OPTION ONE IS WAY MORE EXPENSIVE.

I ALREADY APPROVED OPTION ONE.

IF YOU NEED ANY MORE HELP, JUST LET ME KNOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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