Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th July 2011

Dilbert//8117, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 6th July 2011

Tags

competition (psychology) ninja incapable

Official transcript

Man: This can't be done. Dilbert: You aren't capable of doing it. Man: I'm not saying I'm incapable! I could do this in my sleep! Dilbert: Because it's easy. Man: What's happening here?! Dilbert: Ninja.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS CAN'T BE DONE.

YOU AREN'T CAPABLE OF DOING IT.

IM NOT SAYING I'M INCAPABLE!

I COULD DO THIS IN MY SLEEP!

BECAUSE IT'S EASY.

WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?!

NINJA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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