Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th July 2011

Dilbert//8119, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 8th July 2011

Tags

deterioration recessions 20% competitive industry involve crime

Official transcript

Boss: Our goal is to grow the top line by 20%. Dilbert: How will we do that with products that aren't competitive in an industry that isn't growing? Wally: Does it involve crime? Dilbert: If it does, blink once.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR GOAL IS TO GROW THE TOP LINE BY 20%.

HOW WILL WE DO THAT WITH PRODUCTS THAT AREN'T COMPETITIVE IN AN INDUSTRY THAT ISN'T GROWING?

OL DOES IT INVOLVE CRIME?

IF IT DOES, BLINK ONCE.

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