Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th July 2011

Dilbert//8120, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 9th July 2011

Tags

lying optimism projections realistic optimistic near death hallucination luci dream

Official transcript

Boss: Are your projections realistic or optimistic? Dilbert: They're halfway between a lucid dream and a near-death hallucination. Boss: I'll call them "most likely."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOUR PROJECTIONS REALISTIC OR OPTIMISTIC?

THEY'RE HALFWAY BETWEEN A LUCID DREAM AND A NEAR-DEATH HALLUCINATION.

I'LL CALL THEM "MOST LIKELY."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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