Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th July 2011

Dilbert//8121, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 10th July 2011

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anger quarreling mastered art being useless next level toxic toxic people complain personal problems

Official transcript

Dogbert: Each of you has already mastered the art of being useless at work. It's time to take it to the next level. Today I will teach you how to be toxic. Toxic people talk about two types of things. One: bring up topics that are sure to cause others to fight. Two: complain about your personal problems at every opportunity. Your homework is to practice at work tomorrow. Wally: I mentioned to Alice that you think her plan is kind of lame.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EACH OF YOU HAS ALREADY MASTERED THE ART OF BEING USELESS AT WORK IT'S TIME TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

TODAY I WILL TEACH YOU HOW .

TOXIC PEOPLE TALK ABOUT TWO TYPES OF THINGS.

ONE: BRING UP TOPICS THAT ARE SURE TO CAUSE OTHERS TO FIGHT.

TWO: COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY.

YOUR HOMEWORK IS TO PRACTICE AT WORK TOMORROW.

I MENTIONED TO ALICE THAT YOU THINK HER PLAN IS KIND OF LAME.

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