Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th July 2011

Dilbert//8123, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 12th July 2011

Tags

gadgets mobile (cell) phones fascinating twitter keep boss happy

Official transcript

Wally: You fascinate me. I think I speak for all of your followers on Twitter when I say we want more, more, more. Dilbert: You don't use Twitter. Wally: I just used it to keep my boss busy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU FASCINATE ME.

I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL OF YOUR FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER WHEN I SAY WE WANT MORE, MORE, MORE.

YOU DON'T USE TWITTER.

I JUST USED IT MY BOSS BUSY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Twitter Overload" and features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks and observations about office life.

Panel 1: Introduction

• Dilbert: "You fascinate me."
• Pointy-Haired Boss: "I think I speak for all of your followers on Twitter when I say we want more, more, more."

Panel 2: Dilbert's Response

• Dilbert: "You don't use Twitter. I just used it to keep my boss busy."

Panel 3: Conclusion

• The comic strip ends with Dilbert walking away, leaving the boss looking confused and frustrated.

Summary

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of using social media to keep one's boss busy. Dilbert's clever response to the boss's demand for more content on Twitter showcases his quick wit and ability to think on his feet. The strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of people using social media to distract themselves from work or to impress others.

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