Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th July 2011

Dilbert//8123, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 12th July 2011

Tags

gadgets mobile (cell) phones fascinating twitter keep boss happy

Official transcript

Wally: You fascinate me. I think I speak for all of your followers on Twitter when I say we want more, more, more. Dilbert: You don't use Twitter. Wally: I just used it to keep my boss busy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU FASCINATE ME.

I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL OF YOUR FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER WHEN I SAY WE WANT MORE, MORE, MORE.

YOU DON'T USE TWITTER.

I JUST USED IT MY BOSS BUSY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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