Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th July 2011

Dilbert//8124, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 13th July 2011

Tags

cruelty deception ignorance (knowledge) helicopter from kit link to website too dumb pliers

Official transcript

Carol: You should build your own helicopter from a kit. I'll send you a link to the website. It's only dangerous for people who are too dumb to know how dumb they are. Boss: Is it as easy as it sounds? I have pliers. Carol: Yes!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU SHOULD BUILD YOUR OWN HELICOPTER FROM A KIT. I'LL SEND YOU A LINK TO THE WEBSITE.

IT'S ONLY DANGEROUS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO DUMB TO KNOW HOW DUMB THEY ARE.

IS IT AS EASY AS IT SOUNDS? I HAVE PLIERS.

YES!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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