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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th July 2011

Dilbert//8126, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 15th July 2011


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magic supernatural practices sacred dance cucbicle useful by comparison


Official transcript

Dilbert: It is time for the sacred dance of the cubicle. Hi-aw-ah-hee hu-ha-ya-ya wa-ha-ya-yi. That should make everything I do today seem useful by comparison.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT IS TIME FOR THE SACRED DANCE OF THE CUBICLE.

HI-AW-AH-HEE HU-HA-YA-YA WA-HA-YA-YI THAT SHOULD MAKE EVERYTHING I DO TODAY SEEM USEFUL BY COMPARISON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Cubicle Dance"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, sitting at his desk and contemplating the sacred dance of the cubicle. He decides to perform the dance, which consists of a series of repetitive movements, including:

  • "HI-AW-AH-HEE"
  • "HU-HA-YA-YA"
  • "WA-HA-YA-YI"

As Dilbert dances, he reflects on how the act of comparison can make everything seem useful by comparison. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of office life and the tendency to find meaning in mundane tasks.

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