Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th July 2011

Dilbert//8126, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 15th July 2011

Tags

magic supernatural practices sacred dance cucbicle useful by comparison

Official transcript

Dilbert: It is time for the sacred dance of the cubicle. Hi-aw-ah-hee hu-ha-ya-ya wa-ha-ya-yi. That should make everything I do today seem useful by comparison.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT IS TIME FOR THE SACRED DANCE OF THE CUBICLE.

HI-AW-AH-HEE HU-HA-YA-YA WA-HA-YA-YI THAT SHOULD MAKE EVERYTHING I DO TODAY SEEM USEFUL BY COMPARISON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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