Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th July 2011

Dilbert//8125, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 14th July 2011

Tags

cruelty fraternization friendship new engineer ginat dork star wars chess set email set up date romantic preference relationships

Official transcript

Carol: Have you met the new engineer? He's a gigantic dork. You two would get along great. I'll email him to set up a date with you. Is tomorrow good? Dilbert: Being a dork is not a romantic preference. Carol: He says he'll bring his "Star Wars"

chess set.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE YOU MET THE NEW ENGINEER?

HE'S A GIGANTIC DORK. YOU TWO WOULD GET ALONG GREAT.

I'LL EMAIL HIM TO SET UP A DATE WITH YOU. IS TOMORROW GOOD?

BEING A DORK IS NOT A ROMANTIC PREFERENCE.

HE SAYS HE'LL BRING HIS "STAR WARS" CHESS SET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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