Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th July 2011

Dilbert//8128, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 17th July 2011

Tags

big business business ethics career path warn you maximum career potential less embarrassing car ne wocmpany ceo huge nbonus conversation

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'd like to talk about my career path. Boss: Are you sure? Dilbert: Um... yes. I'm sure. Boss: Don't say I didn't warn you. You're within 20% of your maximum career potential. Your future will be just like the present, except you'll be older and you might own a less-embarrassing car. If you go to a new company, you'll like it at first. But in time you'll realize every place is the same. Dilbert: Gaaa!! Take back the truth!1 Lie to me! Boss: Maybe someday our CEO will make such a huge bonus that he'll want to share some of it with you. Dilbert: I hate! Boss: Hey, I'm the guy who tried to spare you from this conversation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY CAREER PATH.

ARE YOU SURE?

UM...

YES, IM SURE DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

YOU'RE WITHIN 20% OF YOUR MAXIMUM CAREER POTENTIAL.

YOUR FUTURE WILL BE JUST LIKE THE PRESENT, EXCEPT YOU'LL BE OLDER AND YOU MIGHT OWN A LESS-EMBARRASSING CAR IF YOU GO TO A NEW COMPANY, YOULL LIKE IT AT FIRST, BUT IN TIME YOULL REALIZE EVERY PLACE IS THE SAME.

GAAA!!! TAKE BACK THE TRUTH!!! LIE TO ME! LIE TO ME!

MAYBE SOMEDAY OUR CEO WILL MAKE SUCH A HUGE BONUS THAT HE'LL WANT TO SHARE SOME OF IT WITH YOU.

HATE YOU!

HEY, IM THE GUY WHO TRIED TO SPARE YOU FROM THIS CONVERSATION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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