Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th July 2011

Dilbert//8129, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 18th July 2011

Tags

big business business ethics class more efficient government contract stuffed deer

Official transcript

Dilbert: This class will make me more efficient. Boss: I don't want you to be more efficient. You're working on a government contract and billing by the hour. Now go bill them for the time you stood here and stared at me like a stuffed deer.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS CLASS WILL MAKE ME MORE EFFICIENT.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE MORE EFFICIENT.

YOU'RE WORKING ON A GOVERNMENT CONTRACT AND BILLING BY THE HOUR.

NOW GO BILL THEM FOR THE TIME YOU STOOD HERE AND STARED AT ME LIKE A STUFFED DEER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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