Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th July 2011

Dilbert//8130, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 19th July 2011

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dating gadgets mobile (cell) phones dilbert twitter world has judged dont exist ghost blocking tv relationships

Official transcript

Woman: How many Twitter followers do you have? Dilbert: None. Woman: The world has judged you. Dilbert: It's as if I don't exist! Dogbert: For a ghost, you do a good job of blocking the TV.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW MANY HI, I'M TWITTER DILBERT.

FOLLOWERS DO YOU HAVE?

NONE.

THE WORLD HAS JUDGED YOU.

IT'S AS IF I DON'T EXIST!

FOR A GHOST, YOU DO A GOOD JOB OF BLOCKING THE TV.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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