Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 24th July 2011

Dilbert//8135, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 24th July 2011

Tags

gadgets scientific equipment data center lights out eliminate problems moving cables power cords ruining everything speakerphone humans are germs science

Official transcript

Voice: The data center is evolving into a "lights out"

operation. Employees will no longer be allowed in the data center. We hope to eliminate all of the problems that humans cause by moving cables, unplugging power cords, and ruining everything with their dirt and static. Dilbert: He makes it sound as if the data center is alive and we humans are nothing but germs. Alice: By the way, who called this meeting and who's on the speakerphone? Dilbert: Are you... the data center? Noise: CLICK. Dilbert: I have a bad feeling about this.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE DATA CENTER IS EVOLVING INTO A "LIGHTS OUT" OPERATION.

EMPLOYEES WILL NO LONGER BE ALLOWED IN THE DATA CENTER.

WE HOPE TO ELIMINATE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS THAT HUMANS CAUSE BY MOVING CABLES, UNPLUGGING POWER CORDS, AND RUINING EVERYTHING WITH THEIR DIRT AND STATIC.

HE MAKES IT SOUND AS IF THE DATA CENTER IS ALIVE AND WE HUMANS ARE NOTHING BUT GERMS.

BY THE WAY, WHO CALLED THIS MEETING AND WHO'S ON THE SPEAKERPHONE?

ARE YOU...

THE DATA CENTER?

CLICK I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

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