Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th July 2011

Dilbert//8136, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 25th July 2011

Tags

fraternization friendship laziness wing man for laziness productivity retardant high priority relationships

Official transcript

Carol: And then I need you to... Asok: Excuse me. Wally is needed elsewhere to do something unspecified that has an implied high priority. Carol: Seriously? You have a wingman for laziness? Wally: I think of him as a productivity retardant.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND THEN I NEED YOU TO. ..

EXCUSE .

WALLY IS NEEDED ELSEWHERE TO DO SOMETHING UNSPECIFIED THAT HAS AN IMPLIED HIGH PRIORITY.

SERIOUSLY?

YOU HAVE A WING - MAN FOR LAZINESS?

I THINK OF HIM AS A PRODUCTIVITY RETARDANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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