Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th July 2011

Dilbert//8140, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 29th July 2011

Tags

exercise & fitness office workers engineers telomeres value work company gym slacker trap

Official transcript

Boss: We're looking for engineers with short telomeres for their age. That's an indication that you value work above exercise. Man: But you have a company gym. Boss: That's our slacker trap!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE LOOKING FOR ENGINEERS WITH SHORT TELOMERES FOR THEIR AGE.

THAT'S AN INDICATION THAT YOU VALUE WORK ABOVE EXERCISE.

BUT YOU HAVE A COMPANY GYM.

THAT'S OUR SLACKER TRAP!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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