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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th July 2011

Dilbert//8141, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 30th July 2011


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exercise & fitness office workers using company gym 60 hrs week paying for itself


Official transcript

Boss: Ted, I can't give you a raise because you've been using the company gym during work hours. Ted: I work sixty hours a week! Why did we build a new gym if I'm not supped to use it?? Boss: You were right. That gym is totally paying for itself.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TED, I CAN'T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN USING THE COMPANY GYM DURING WORK HOURS.

I WORK SIXTY HOURS A WEEK! WHY DID WE BUILD A NEW GYM IF I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO USE IT???

YOU WERE RIGHT.

THAT GYM IS TOTALLY PAYING FOR ITSELF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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