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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd August 2011

Dilbert//8144, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 2nd August 2011


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meetings standards meeting


Official transcript

Dogbert: Each of you has been chosen to represent the interests of your respective companies. As you know, the best way to create standards is to mash together a bunch of mutually exclusive preferences. I hope I'm not the only one who joined this group just for the laughs. Standards Meeting.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

STANDARDS MEETING EACH OF YOU HAS BEEN CHOSEN TO REPRESENT THE INTERESTS OF YOUR RESPECTIVE COMPANIES.

AS YOU KNOW, THE BEST WAY TO CREATE STANDARDS IS TO MASH TOGETHER A BUNCH OF MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE PREFERENCES I HOPE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO JOINED THIS GROUP JUST FOR THE LAUGHS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Standards Meeting"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting of standards representatives from various companies. The representative from the "Mutually Exclusive Preferences" company stands out as an unusual attendee, with a dog-like appearance and a unique perspective on the concept of standards.

Key Points:

  • The representative from "Mutually Exclusive Preferences" is the only one who joined the group solely for the laughs.
  • The representative's dog-like appearance and behavior are humorous and unexpected.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of standards and the people who represent them.

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