Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st August 2011

Dilbert//8143, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 1st August 2011

Tags

actions & defenses computers & peripherals internet & world wide web international data security standards group security prcedures bed sores

Official transcript

Boss: Dogbert is chairing the international data security standards group. Dogbert: The goal of our organizations is to make your security procedures so inconvenient that you give up hope and die from bed sores. We take pride in being independent from the companies that fund us.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT IS CHAIRING THE INTERNATIONAL DATA SECURITY STANDARDS GROUP.

THE GOAL OF OUR ORGANIZATION IS TO MAKE YOUR SECURITY PROCEDURES SO INCONVENIENT THAT YOU GIVE UP HOPE AND DIE FROM BED SORES.

WE TAKE PRIDE IN BEING INDEPENDENT FROM THE COMPANIES THAT FUND US.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "International Data Security Standards Group"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, the company's CEO, chairing a meeting of the International Data Security Standards Group. He presents a humorous and satirical take on the group's goal of making security procedures so inconvenient that employees will give up hope and die from bed sores.

Key Points:

• Dogbert's goal is to create security procedures that are so burdensome, employees will abandon all hope and succumb to bed sores.
• The group's mission is to take pride in being independent from companies that fund them.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the bureaucratic red tape and inefficiencies often associated with large organizations.

Tone:

The comic strip is written in a satirical tone, using humor to critique the absurdity of the group's goal and the corporate culture it represents.

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