Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st August 2011

Dilbert//8143, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 1st August 2011

Tags

actions & defenses computers & peripherals internet & world wide web international data security standards group security prcedures bed sores

Official transcript

Boss: Dogbert is chairing the international data security standards group. Dogbert: The goal of our organizations is to make your security procedures so inconvenient that you give up hope and die from bed sores. We take pride in being independent from the companies that fund us.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT IS CHAIRING THE INTERNATIONAL DATA SECURITY STANDARDS GROUP.

THE GOAL OF OUR ORGANIZATION IS TO MAKE YOUR SECURITY PROCEDURES SO INCONVENIENT THAT YOU GIVE UP HOPE AND DIE FROM BED SORES.

WE TAKE PRIDE IN BEING INDEPENDENT FROM THE COMPANIES THAT FUND US.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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