Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th August 2011

Dilbert//8146, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 4th August 2011

Tags

complaining conversation reflexive urge diagree counter point software can't be changed

Official transcript

Man: Everything you said is right, but I have a reflexive urge to disagree with you. If you don't mind, I'm going to make a ridiculous counterpoint just to get it out of my system. Dilbert: Okay, but don't be creepy about it. Man: Software can't be changed. Ahhhh... that's good.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERYTHING YOU SAID IS RIGHT, BUT I HAVE A REFLEXIVE URGE TO DISAGREE WITH YOU.

IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO MAKE A RIDICULOUS COUNTERPOINT JUST TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM.

OKAY, BUT DON'T BE CREEPY ABOUT IT.

SOFTWARE CAN'T BE CHANGED.

...

THAT'S GOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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