Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th August 2011

Dilbert//8147, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 5th August 2011

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conversation worry complints creepy speech massage therapist rusty van

Official transcript

Boss: Pete, I'm getting complaints that everything you say is creepy. Man: You seem tense. I should give you the number of my massage therapist, "Rubbin, Robin."

Boss: You're doing it again. Man: I don't have an address because he works out of a rusty van.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PETE, I'M GETTING COMPLAINTS THAT EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS CREEPY.

YOU SEEM TENSE.

I SHOULD GIVE YOU THE NUMBER OF MY MASSAGE THERAPIST, "RUBBIN, ROBIN." YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.

I DON'T HAVE AN ADDRESS BECAUSE HE WORKS OUT OF A RUSTY VAN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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