Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th August 2011

Dilbert//8147, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 5th August 2011

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conversation worry complints creepy speech massage therapist rusty van

Official transcript

Boss: Pete, I'm getting complaints that everything you say is creepy. Man: You seem tense. I should give you the number of my massage therapist, "Rubbin, Robin."

Boss: You're doing it again. Man: I don't have an address because he works out of a rusty van.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PETE, I'M GETTING COMPLAINTS THAT EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS CREEPY.

YOU SEEM TENSE.

I SHOULD GIVE YOU THE NUMBER OF MY MASSAGE THERAPIST, "RUBBIN, ROBIN." YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.

I DON'T HAVE AN ADDRESS BECAUSE HE WORKS OUT OF A RUSTY VAN.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Rusty Van"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Pete and his boss, who is complaining about the number of complaints he receives. Pete responds by suggesting that his massage therapist, Rubbin Robin, may be the cause of the complaints. The boss is skeptical but agrees to give Rubbin Robin another chance. However, when the boss returns to work, he discovers that his address has been changed to a rusty van. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that sometimes, the solution to a problem is not what we expect, and that even the most unlikely people can have a positive impact.

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