Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd August 2011

Dilbert//8164, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 22nd August 2011

Tags

commerce new software vendor form realtionship take money ex wife

Official transcript

Man: I'm your new software vendor. I'm here to form a relationship with you. That way it will be easy to take half of your money. Dilbert: Does that ever work? Man: It worked for my ex-wife.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M YOUR NEW SOFTWARE VENDOR.

I'M HERE TO FORM A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.

THAT WAY IT WILL BE EASY TO TAKE HALF OF YOUR MONEY.

DOES THAT EVER WORK?

IT WORKED FOR MY EX- WIFE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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