Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd August 2011
Dilbert//8164, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 22nd August 2011
Tags
commerce new software vendor form realtionship take money ex wife
Official transcript
Man: I'm your new software vendor. I'm here to form a relationship with you. That way it will be easy to take half of your money. Dilbert: Does that ever work? Man: It worked for my ex-wife.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'M YOUR NEW SOFTWARE VENDOR.
I'M HERE TO FORM A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
THAT WAY IT WILL BE EASY TO TAKE HALF OF YOUR MONEY.
DOES THAT EVER WORK?
IT WORKED FOR MY EX- WIFE.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Software Vendor's Unconventional Pitch"
This Dilbert comic strip revolves around a software vendor's unorthodox approach to selling his product. The vendor, dressed in a suit, approaches the main character, Dilbert, with an unusual proposal.
The Pitch:
- The vendor introduces himself as a software vendor and claims to have formed a relationship with Dilbert.
- He then reveals that his software is designed to be easy to use, requiring only half of the user's money to function.
- When Dilbert asks if the software has ever worked for an ex-wife, the vendor confidently responds, "Yes, it worked for my ex-wife."
The Punchline:
- The vendor's response implies that his software has a track record of success, specifically with ex-wives.
- This unexpected twist adds a layer of humor to the comic strip, poking fun at the idea of a software vendor making such a claim.
Overall:
- The comic strip uses satire to comment on the sales tactics used by some vendors.
- It highlights the vendor's creative approach to marketing his product and the absurdity of his claims.
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