Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd August 2011

Dilbert//8165, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 23rd August 2011

Tags

commerce fraternization creepy new vendor did laundry creepy made sandwhiches

Official transcript

Dilbert: Our new vendor is creepy. He's trying to form a relationship with me. Man: I went to your house and did your laundry. You're welcome. Wally: How creepy could it be? Man: I made us sandwiches. You're out of mayo.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW VENDOR IS CREEPY. HE'S TRYING TO FORM A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME.

I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE AND DID YOUR LAUNDRY.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

HOW CREEPY COULD IT BE?

I MADE US SANDWICHES.

YOU'RE OUT OF MAYO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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