Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd August 2011

Dilbert//8165, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 23rd August 2011

Tags

commerce fraternization creepy new vendor did laundry creepy made sandwhiches

Official transcript

Dilbert: Our new vendor is creepy. He's trying to form a relationship with me. Man: I went to your house and did your laundry. You're welcome. Wally: How creepy could it be? Man: I made us sandwiches. You're out of mayo.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW VENDOR IS CREEPY. HE'S TRYING TO FORM A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME.

I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE AND DID YOUR LAUNDRY.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

HOW CREEPY COULD IT BE?

I MADE US SANDWICHES.

YOU'RE OUT OF MAYO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Creepy Vendor"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a balding head and a white shirt, interacting with a new vendor. The vendor's initial attempt to form a relationship with Dilbert is met with skepticism, as he describes their encounter in the laundry room as "welcome." However, when the vendor reveals he made sandwiches, Dilbert becomes uneasy, asking how "creepy" it could be. The vendor responds by saying he made the sandwiches "out of mayo," implying an inappropriate use of the condiment. The comic strip humorously highlights the awkwardness of the situation and the vendor's bizarre behavior.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.