Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th August 2011

Dilbert//8167, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 25th August 2011

Tags

anger thinking ignorant backstabbing die make changes

Official transcript

Boss: If I may correct what Dilbert just said, I'm sure it would be easy to make those changes. Dilbert: You ignorant, backstabbing son of a beach ball. Boss: Are you saying something inside your head? Dilbert: No. Die. Customer meeting

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CUSTOMER MEETING IF I MAY CORRECT WHAT DILBERT JUST SAID, IM SURE IT WOULD BE EASY TO MAKE THOSE CHANGES.

YOU IGNORANT, BACKSTABBING SON OF A BEACH BALL.

ARE YOU SAYING SOMETHING INSIDE YOUR HEAD?

NO.

DIE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Backstabbing Son of a Beach Ball"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting between a boss and his employees. The boss asks if someone can correct what Dilbert just said, implying that it was incorrect. However, Dilbert's response is a clever play on words, as he says, "You ignorant, backstabbing son of a beach ball." The boss is confused by this statement, and another employee asks if he is saying something inside his head. Dilbert responds with a simple "no" and "die," which leaves the boss and the other employees perplexed.

The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the absurdity of corporate meetings and the ways in which people can misinterpret each other's words. It also highlights the importance of clear communication and the potential consequences of not being understood. Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted and entertaining take on the challenges of working in a modern office environment.

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