Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th August 2011

Dilbert//8167, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 25th August 2011

Tags

anger thinking ignorant backstabbing die make changes

Official transcript

Boss: If I may correct what Dilbert just said, I'm sure it would be easy to make those changes. Dilbert: You ignorant, backstabbing son of a beach ball. Boss: Are you saying something inside your head? Dilbert: No. Die. Customer meeting

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CUSTOMER MEETING IF I MAY CORRECT WHAT DILBERT JUST SAID, IM SURE IT WOULD BE EASY TO MAKE THOSE CHANGES.

YOU IGNORANT, BACKSTABBING SON OF A BEACH BALL.

ARE YOU SAYING SOMETHING INSIDE YOUR HEAD?

NO.

DIE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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