Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th August 2011
Dilbert//8168, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 26th August 2011
Tags
frustration laziness writing materials pile busget numbers print again think murder
Official transcript
Boss: I need your latest budget numbers. Dilbert: I put them on that pile yesterday. Boss: I don't have time to look through a pile. Go print it out again. Dilbert: How many times per day is it okay to think about murder? Wally: I'm up to six and it's only lunchtime.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I NEED YOUR LATEST BUDGET NUMBERS.
I PUT THEM ON THAT PILE YESTERDAY.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK THROUGH A PILE. GO PRINT IT OUT AGAIN.
HOW MANY TIMES PER DAY IS IT OKAY TO THINK ABOUT MURDER?
I'M UP TO SIX AND IT'S ONLY LUNCHTIME.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Murderous Thoughts"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, sitting at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with his boss, who is seated behind him. The boss asks Dilbert to provide the latest budget numbers, but Dilbert responds that he needs to put them on the pile first. The boss then asks how many times per day it's okay to think about murder, to which Dilbert replies that it's only lunchtime.
Key Elements:
- Dilbert's humorous response to his boss's request
- The boss's seemingly serious inquiry about murder
- The absurdity of the situation, highlighting the contrast between the mundane office environment and the dark topic of murder
Overall:
The comic strip pokes fun at the monotony of office life and the sometimes bizarre interactions between coworkers. It showcases Dilbert's wit and sarcasm, as well as the boss's obliviousness to the absurdity of the situation.
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