Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th August 2011

Dilbert//8168, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 26th August 2011

Tags

frustration laziness writing materials pile busget numbers print again think murder

Official transcript

Boss: I need your latest budget numbers. Dilbert: I put them on that pile yesterday. Boss: I don't have time to look through a pile. Go print it out again. Dilbert: How many times per day is it okay to think about murder? Wally: I'm up to six and it's only lunchtime.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOUR LATEST BUDGET NUMBERS.

I PUT THEM ON THAT PILE YESTERDAY.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK THROUGH A PILE. GO PRINT IT OUT AGAIN.

HOW MANY TIMES PER DAY IS IT OKAY TO THINK ABOUT MURDER?

I'M UP TO SIX AND IT'S ONLY LUNCHTIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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