Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th August 2011

Dilbert//8170, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 28th August 2011

Tags

anger honesty meetings honest opinions plan hold back feedback monkey eats fermented fruit

Official transcript

Boss: I want your honest opinions on my plan. Don't hold back anything. Asok: Does he mean that? Wally: Why don't you find out? Asok: Yes, I have some feedback. Your plan reminds me of what happens when a monkey eats a fermented fruit. He's all - ooh - ooh - ooh and then he falls out of the tree. ... Is that how he looks when he hears honesty? Wally: Beats me. I've never tried it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT YOUR HONEST OPINIONS ON MY PLAN.

DON'T HOLD BACK ANYTHING.

DOES MEAN THAT?

WHY DON'T YOU FIND OUT?

YES, I HAVE SOME FEEDBACK.

YOUR PLAN REMINDS ME OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MONKEY EATS FERMENTED FRUIT.

HE'S ALL -- AND THEN HE FALLS OUT OF THE TREE.

CHD IS THAT HOW HE LOOKS WHEN HE HEARS HONESTY?

BEATS ME.

IVE NEVER TRIED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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