Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th August 2011

Dilbert//8169, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 27th August 2011

Tags

fighting trees ambassador of trees crimes against wood excessive printing copying biting bark is worse

Official transcript

Tree: I am the ambassador of trees. You are accused of crimes against wood for your excessive printing and copying. Dilbert: And then he started biting me. Dogbert: His bark is worse.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM THE AMBASSADOR OF TREES.

YOU ARE ACCUSED OF CRIMES AGAINST WOOD FOR YOUR EXCESSIVE PRINTING AND COPYING.

AND THEN HE STARTED BITING .

HIS BARK IS WORSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tree's a Crime"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk in front of a tree. The tree, speaking through a speech bubble, addresses Dilbert as "Ambassador of Trees" and accuses him of crimes against wood for excessive printing and copying. Dilbert responds by biting the tree, which results in his bark being worse. The comic strip humorously explores the consequences of Dilbert's actions and the absurdity of the situation.

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