Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th August 2011

Dilbert//8169, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 27th August 2011

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fighting trees ambassador of trees crimes against wood excessive printing copying biting bark is worse

Official transcript

Tree: I am the ambassador of trees. You are accused of crimes against wood for your excessive printing and copying. Dilbert: And then he started biting me. Dogbert: His bark is worse.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM THE AMBASSADOR OF TREES.

YOU ARE ACCUSED OF CRIMES AGAINST WOOD FOR YOUR EXCESSIVE PRINTING AND COPYING.

AND THEN HE STARTED BITING .

HIS BARK IS WORSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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