Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st August 2011

Dilbert//8173, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 31st August 2011

Tags

complaining conversation get mad point out dumb helpful doctor dogbert medical

Official transcript

Dilbert: I wonder why people get mad when I point out how dumb they are. I'm just trying to be helpful. I don't want people going through life not knowing what the problem is. I'm kind of like a doctor. Dogbert: I stopped listening back at the house.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WONDER WHY PEOPLE GET MAD WHEN I POINT OUT HOW DUMB THEY ARE.

IM JUST TRYING TO BE HELPFUL. I DON'T WANT PEOPLE GOING THROUGH LIFE NOT KNOWING WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

I'M KIND OF LIKE A DOCTOR.

I STOPPED LISTENING BACK AT THE HOUSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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